Alex's twitters: still not as versatile as a mockingbird's or as clever as a crow's, but hers nonetheless:

• Figuring out where to look for data is always fun :-)
• Tweet synopsis #1: Foucault's Pendulum. Pretending you have reason to be paranoid soon provides its own reason.
• Tweet synopsis #2: The Lord of the Rings. Small people can do big things. Also, don't put all your eggs (evil power) into one basket (ring).
• Tweet synopsis #3: The Wrath of Khan. No matter how you try to avoid them, actions have consequences, and sometimes others pay your price.
• Tweet synopsis #4: The Manchurian Candidate. Mothers make the best mind controllers. Also, Raymond Shaw is the kindest, bravest, warmest...

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